“Make sure to bring your turkey baster.” – Sean Garner
“I have a banana stuck in my throat.” – Sweet, innocent Kay
“Boy adventure movies? Yay!” – Simons
“This is the Masudur break’s been looking for.” – Sandula
“Everything’s more fun on a stick.” - Jennie
“I don’t know what goes in you.” – Rory
“It’s national eating out week.” – Jennie
“I put my Pokemon down to talk to you.” - Amanda
“I’m sorry it took so long to get it up.” – Jason
Thursday, October 15, 2009
Thursday, October 1, 2009
October 7 issue production week
“You can't sad trombone yourself.” - Fenner
"This is like breakup music." - Jennie
"Well, I feel broken up." - Ryan, an hour after the Tigers lost
"I found out that he interviewed his girlfriend." - Kay
"On top of his dad." - Sean
"You defended my honor and then you got hoed." - Jennie to Fenner when Simons started a fight with a fake sword.
"I'm not putting that ice dildo in my tea." - Mr.
"Clearly, discrimination is a sport." - Simons, about how Mr.'s story about a student with disability won an honorable mention in the sports journalism category
"Sean, do not steal my food." - Mr.
"All I heard was 'Sean... steal my food.'" - Sean
"It says I'm infected." - Ryan
"You're ruining my first time!" - Wiseman, telling people to be quiet for his first Peter reading
"Where's Sandula?" - Dan Fenner
"He's saboteuring the country." - Rory
"Dan Fenner, you are guilty of smiling." - Rory
"Now everyone thinks my downstairs is gross." - Jennie
"I only date men who drink real Coke." - Jennie
"I hate sports!" - Dan Fenner, sports editor, after the Tigers lost to the Twins
"This is like breakup music." - Jennie
"Well, I feel broken up." - Ryan, an hour after the Tigers lost
"I found out that he interviewed his girlfriend." - Kay
"On top of his dad." - Sean
"You defended my honor and then you got hoed." - Jennie to Fenner when Simons started a fight with a fake sword.
"I'm not putting that ice dildo in my tea." - Mr.
"Clearly, discrimination is a sport." - Simons, about how Mr.'s story about a student with disability won an honorable mention in the sports journalism category
"Sean, do not steal my food." - Mr.
"All I heard was 'Sean... steal my food.'" - Sean
"It says I'm infected." - Ryan
"You're ruining my first time!" - Wiseman, telling people to be quiet for his first Peter reading
"Where's Sandula?" - Dan Fenner
"He's saboteuring the country." - Rory
"Dan Fenner, you are guilty of smiling." - Rory
"Now everyone thinks my downstairs is gross." - Jennie
"I only date men who drink real Coke." - Jennie
"I hate sports!" - Dan Fenner, sports editor, after the Tigers lost to the Twins
September 30 issue production week
“Y'know Dan, for the right price, people will do just about anything.” - Mike Sandula, referring to a full-body haircut
“Sexii.” - Rory McCarty, referring to the Mouthing Off page with the naked people
“Oh my... It took away all my prettiness.” - Jennie Wood
“Did you like, get off?” - Jennie Wood
“No, we rode the whole thing!” - Mike Sandula
“I think you just had to beat the shit outta it a little bit.” - Donna Lunge-Tucker, regarding the copier
“Farty. Is that what you meant by upset?” - Rory McCarty
September 23 issue production week
“I'd go so far as to say it's Dan-tastic.” - Dan Fenner, referring to the Sept. 23 issue.
“This is a Dan fine issue.” - Dan Simons
“This is a Dan fine issue.” - Dan Simons
“I'm going to eat all the food and you do all the work.” - Rory McCarty
“I got a big butt.” - Annie Stodola
“I better get editor in chief!” - Kay Nguyen, after posing nude for a Mouthing Off picture
“PR is the same thing as journalism.” - Garry Gilbert, as severely incorrectly quoted by Brad Slazinski
“Ahh! I killed myself.” - Rory McCarty
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