Thursday, October 15, 2009

October 14 issue production week

“Make sure to bring your turkey baster.” – Sean Garner

“I have a banana stuck in my throat.” – Sweet, innocent Kay

“Boy adventure movies? Yay!” – Simons

“This is the Masudur break’s been looking for.” – Sandula

“Everything’s more fun on a stick.” - Jennie

“I don’t know what goes in you.” – Rory

“It’s national eating out week.” – Jennie

“I put my Pokemon down to talk to you.” - Amanda

“I’m sorry it took so long to get it up.” – Jason

Thursday, October 1, 2009

October 7 issue production week

“You can't sad trombone yourself.” - Fenner

"This is like breakup music." - Jennie
"Well, I feel broken up." - Ryan, an hour after the Tigers lost

"I found out that he interviewed his girlfriend." - Kay
"On top of his dad." - Sean

"You defended my honor and then you got hoed." - Jennie to Fenner when Simons started a fight with a fake sword.

"I'm not putting that ice dildo in my tea." - Mr.

"Clearly, discrimination is a sport." - Simons, about how Mr.'s story about a student with disability won an honorable mention in the sports journalism category

"Sean, do not steal my food." - Mr.
"All I heard was 'Sean... steal my food.'" - Sean

"It says I'm infected." - Ryan

"You're ruining my first time!" - Wiseman, telling people to be quiet for his first Peter reading

"Where's Sandula?" - Dan Fenner
"He's saboteuring the country." - Rory

"Dan Fenner, you are guilty of smiling." - Rory

"Now everyone thinks my downstairs is gross." - Jennie

"I only date men who drink real Coke." - Jennie

"I hate sports!" - Dan Fenner, sports editor, after the Tigers lost to the Twins

September 30 issue production week

“Y'know Dan, for the right price, people will do just about anything.” - Mike Sandula, referring to a full-body haircut

“What am I eating? I just put something in my mouth.” - Ryan Hegedus

“Sexii.” - Rory McCarty, referring to the Mouthing Off page with the naked people

“Oh my... It took away all my prettiness.” - Jennie Wood

“Did you like, get off?” - Jennie Wood
“No, we rode the whole thing!” - Mike Sandula

“I think you just had to beat the shit outta it a little bit.” - Donna Lunge-Tucker, regarding the copier

“Farty. Is that what you meant by upset?” - Rory McCarty

September 23 issue production week

“I'd go so far as to say it's Dan-tastic.” - Dan Fenner, referring to the Sept. 23 issue.
“This is a Dan fine issue.” - Dan Simons

“Why is there foreskin in the kitchen?” - Colleen J. Miller

“I'm going to eat all the food and you do all the work.” - Rory McCarty

“I got a big butt.” - Annie Stodola

“I better get editor in chief!” - Kay Nguyen, after posing nude for a Mouthing Off picture

“PR is the same thing as journalism.” - Garry Gilbert, as severely incorrectly quoted by Brad Slazinski

“Ahh! I killed myself.” - Rory McCarty